ʻAe, e hiamoe ana ma luna o ka mokulele - he nani! A me ka malihini he pahū. Eia kekahi, ua kūpono nā kūlana a pau iā ia. A ʻo ia ka mea lawe pilikia a makemake ʻo ia i kēlā ʻano mea. He koʻikoʻi nō hoʻi ka ʻiʻo o ka hoa huakaʻi, a ua hele ʻo ia ma luna o kona ʻāʻī. Ke kaulaʻi nei ʻo ia iā ia e like me ka shish kebab ma ka skewer - manaʻo wau inā e piʻi mai ke kolu o ke kanaka i kēia manawa, ua hāʻawi ʻo ia i ka ʻōniʻoniʻo maikaʻi. Ua holomua ka lele!
ʻO ka lede ʻakaʻaka a ʻike maoli ʻia. ʻO ka mua o ia mea maopopo ua hana ʻo ia i kahi mea pāʻani, akā ua wehe ʻia ka anus a mākaukau loa no ka moekolohe. ʻO ka wahine maikaʻi, koe wale nō ʻo ka uʻi ʻana me ka liʻiliʻi o kona nui. ʻO ka nīnau wale nō, he aha ke kūlana i kūpono iā ia?