He mea paʻi kiʻi ʻino, ka paparazzi. Komo mai i loko o ka lanai a kokoke e hoʻokomo i ka lens i loko o ka ʻiʻo o ka moa. A e moe ana ʻo ia ma laila me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana, "No ke aha lā kaʻu kāne ʻaʻole e kamaʻilio? Malia paha he mea hoʻopunipuni. Shit, pono kaua e pani i na paku!
Nui ka mea hoʻonaninani, ke haʻi aku nei au iā ʻoe, ʻo nā lako kahiko wale nō ke kūpono! A ʻo nā kaikamahine ʻōpio he ʻuʻuku. ʻAʻole wale lākou e hele wāwae ʻaʻahu ʻole, ua ʻauheʻe lākou iā Pāpā. No kēlā ʻano hana, pono e hoʻopaʻa ʻia lāua ʻelua i ka anus. Minamina ka ʻelemakule momona ʻaʻole i loaʻa ka ikaika e hana ai!
♪ Indira, hiki iaʻu ke hoʻopaʻa iā ʻoe ♪