Akā, ʻaʻole pono ʻo ia e moe kapa ʻole, a laila ʻaʻole i kiʻi kona kaikunāne i nā kiʻi o kona hulu. A i kēia manawa pono ʻo ia e omo i kāna dick i ʻole ʻo ia e kau i kēia mau kiʻi ma ka pūnaewele. He leʻaleʻa punahele na ke kaikunāne ka loaʻa ʻana o nā kaikuahine e like me ia e moe kolohe. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i ʻike ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā ia kahi kelepona paʻa ma kona lima a ʻo ia wale nō ke ʻimi nei iā ia. No laila, hāʻawi ʻo ia i ke kaikamahine i ka uku manuahi. E hana paha wau i kāna hoki i ʻole ʻo ia e paʻakikī loa!
He aha ke kanaka e hana nei! A paʻakikī nā kaikamāhine, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻoweliweli iā lākou me kahi pūʻulu kāne. Nui kēlā dick! Hoʻokuʻu kekahi o lākou ma ʻaneʻi, ʻo kekahi ma laila, mai ʻoki ʻoe i kāna dick. Pehea lākou e lawelawe ai i nā kānaka a pau, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke manaʻoʻiʻo. He ululāʻau moa a he kai kūmā. Hoʻopili lākou i nā kino a pau o nā kaikamahine. A me ka ninini ana a me ka ninini - ma ka laulā mea huli mai na kaikamahine e like me ka ua o ka sperm. ʻO ka mea maikaʻi ʻaʻole lākou i ʻeke.
A ua maikaʻi ka nerd! Ua manaʻo wau ua palu ʻo ia i kāna ʻāʻī. Huli 'o ia i ka anal gourmet. Ua hoʻokuʻu ʻo ia iā ia a hiki i luna o kona ʻōpū. ʻIke ʻia ʻaʻole kēia ka manawa mua i hoʻāʻo ai ka poʻe ipo - ʻaʻole ʻo ka uʻakū i kona komo ʻana mai. Paʻi au i kona ʻāʻī i mea e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kona kowali. E hana ʻo ia i ka mea kūpono me kona waha. E hoʻomaʻamaʻa iā ia i ka lilo ʻana i wahine palaka.
Aloha mai e na keonimana.