ʻO wai ka mea makemake ʻole e hoʻāla ʻia me ka ʻoluʻolu a me ka ʻoluʻolu i ke kakahiaka e kahi lede nani? He maikaʻi wale nā ʻuʻu o ka Lede, ʻaʻole hiki ke hele ma waho me ka ʻole o ka haki ʻana iā lākou me kāu dick! Ua hoʻomaka maikaʻi ke kakahiaka no ka male, manaʻo wau e maikaʻi ka lā holoʻokoʻa! 'Ōlelo pinepine au i kaʻu lede inā ua hoʻopaʻa ʻia ʻoe i ke kakahiaka, ʻaʻohe pono e manaʻo i ka lā āpau a hiki i ke ahiahi! A i ʻole he ʻano ʻē aʻe paha? Ma hope paha, aia ʻo ia i ka hana i ka lā a pau e kali wale ana no ka hoʻomau ʻana o ka fuck i ke ahiahi?
ʻO ka hoʻomaka maikaʻi o ka lewa ʻohana, nani loa nā kaikuahine a aia wale nō kahi ʻuhane Kalikimaka i ka lewa. Ua hoʻonohonoho pono ʻia ʻo Grandpa, eia ua wehe ʻia nā kaikamahine, a ke hoʻonohonoho nei ʻo ia i nā mea ma ka papaʻaina. Ua ʻelemakule paha ʻo Pāpā, akā he nui ka pauda i loko o kāna mau pauda. ʻAʻole hiki i kēlā me kēia kanaka ke hoʻokō i ʻelua, akā maʻalahi kēia kanaka a me ke kānalua ʻole. Ua māʻona nā mea a pau i ka hopena i waiho ʻia, me he mea lā ua holo maikaʻi.
He ʻeleʻele ke akua wahine?